*in my best Miss Piggy Voice

Raised in the dazzling Caribbean (because, of course, only the most fabulous places could produce such a star), I am a multidisciplinary artist trained in painting, jewelry-making, and singing. That’s right—Moi crafts, Moi croons, Moi creates masterpieces! Is there anything I can’t do? (No. The answer is no.)

Jewels? I make them. Paintings? I slay them. A look? Oh, honey, I turn it, I serve it, and I own it. Now, if you’ll excuse Moi, I have some creating (and some dramatically fabulous posing) to do. Mwah!

Some favorite things

Miss Piggy

French Fries

Anything Passion fruit flavored

Rhinestones

and a fresh Vogue in the morning